Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Funny Happy Mother's Day 2014 Quotes From Son Daughter Son-in-law

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Funny Happy Mother's Day 2014 Quotes From Son Daughter

Happy Mother's Day Quotes, Messages, Sayings & Poems. Mother's Day is a day to celebrate motherhood, we share happy mother's day 2014 quotes, sms
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M-O-T-H-E-R
“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold;
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be,
Put them all together, they spell “MOTHER,”
A word that means the world to me.
Happy Mother's Day


You Know You’re a Mom When
1. You count the sprinkles on each kid’s cupcake to make sure they’re equal.
2. You find yourself cutting your husbands’ sandwiches into cute shapes.
3. You can’t bear to give away baby clothes – it’s so final.
4. You hear your mother’s voice coming out of your mouth when you say, “NOT in your good clothes!”
5. You stop criticizing the way your mother raised you.
6. You hire a sitter because you have’t been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night checking on the kids.
7. You say at least once a day, “I’m not cut out for this job”, but you know you wouldn’t trade it for anything.
Happy Mother's Day

You don’t really understand human nature unless
you know why a child on a merry-go-round will
wave at his parents every time around -
and why his parents will always wave back.

Call your mother and say something nice!
And remember that it’s your fault that
she pees a little every time she sneezes.
Love and sacrifice!

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that
for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
The original meal has never been found.
- Calvin rillin

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